Hand-to-Hand Polo

Hoolie's Red Hand-to-Hand Polo, ready for golf battle.

Introducing our Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo, Hoolie’s hilarious parody of the U.S. Armed Services Fighting Manuals.

Drenched in vibrant Hoolie Red, the Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo transports you to the golf course trenches where golfers battle their golf swing, the golf course, the elements and anyone who hits into them. The Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo displays prescriptive golf combat scenarios from the fictitious The Hoolie Fighting Manual 20-24 which features golf combateers going at it with an array of fun tools and golf clubs.

The HFM 20-24 is tailored for the unique scenario of hand-to-hand golf combat where combatants do battle on the golf course wielding golf clubs. The manual provides techniques that are ingrained as instinctive golf movements as to be easily useable in everyday golf battle situations. Tailored to the diehard golfer, this manual serves as an indispensable resource for mastering the intuitive art of “mixing it up” with the tools of the golf trade from driver to putter to golf ball to tee.

The Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo is engineered from a premium Polyester Spandex blend fabric, which provides unrivaled comfort, so you can tackle the golf course undeterred. Its 4-way stretch, and moisture-wicking properties will keep you swinging freely and staying cool under the pressure of golf combat.

The Hand-to-Hand polo is also offered in White and Aqua – Shop Now!

Complete your battle-ready ensemble with one of our Hoolie Bold hats.

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* Disclaimer: The hand-to-hand polo and the above product description are obviously a good-natured parody of the U.S. Armed Services various publicly available combatives fighting manuals; Hoolie does not encourage or condone fighting on the golf course – that’s a great way to ruin a golf outing.