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Hand-to-Hand Polo

Hand-to-Hand Polo

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Hoolie's Red Hand-to-Hand Polo, ready for golf battle.

Introducing our Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo, Hoolie’s hilarious parody of the U.S. Armed Services Fighting Manuals.

Drenched in vibrant Hoolie Red, the Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo transports you to the golf course trenches where golfers battle their golf swing, the golf course, the elements and anyone who hits into them. The Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo displays prescriptive golf combat scenarios from the fictitious The Hoolie Fighting Manual 20-24 which features golf combateers going at it with an array of fun tools and golf clubs.

The HFM 20-24 is tailored for the unique scenario of hand-to-hand golf combat where combatants do battle on the golf course wielding golf clubs. The manual provides techniques that are ingrained as instinctive golf movements as to be easily useable in everyday golf battle situations. Tailored to the diehard golfer, this manual serves as an indispensable resource for mastering the intuitive art of “mixing it up” with the tools of the golf trade from driver to putter to golf ball to tee.

The Hoolie Red Hand-to-Hand Polo is engineered from a premium Polyester Spandex blend fabric, which provides unrivaled comfort, so you can tackle the golf course undeterred. Its 4-way stretch, and moisture-wicking properties will keep you swinging freely and staying cool under the pressure of golf combat.

The Hand-to-Hand polo is also offered in White and Aqua – Shop Now!

Complete your battle-ready ensemble with one of our Hoolie Bold hats.

Hoolie Up!

* Disclaimer: The hand-to-hand polo and the above product description are obviously a good-natured parody of the U.S. Armed Services various publicly available combatives fighting manuals; Hoolie does not encourage or condone fighting on the golf course – that’s a great way to ruin a golf outing.


91% Polyester / 9% Spandex.

- Soft feel
- 4-way stretch
- Wrinkle resistant
- Quick Dry / Moisture Wicking
- UV protection

Care Instructions

- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron decoration

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    Customer Reviews

    Based on 3 reviews

    Fits like a glove

    Anthony T.
    Strong as a Gail force wind

    For those who know you’ll understand it. Look if you want people to make comments on your shirt and be a stand out, this is a shirt that will kick your buddies in the face. Be better than them and just buy this shirt.

    Lucas D.
    Hand to Hand Combat Polo, Lowered my Handicap!

    Shirt is great! As a prior Marine, who taught Marine Corps Martial Arts as an MCMAP Instructor Trainer, the red polo reminded me of my red tabs and all the blood, sweat and tears that went into getting that status.

    No expecting but happened is the polo made my arms looked bigger. Swing was harder and the ball carried further. As a result I’m giving credit to the polo for any lowering of my HC.
    Semper Fi!

    Lucas Dyer